Why join Dirty Dingo's?
Well, why not?
With the motto "be fun, have fun, and rock your mullets with pride", it's going to be hard to find a reason not to join. I mean, who wouldn't want a dated and frankly ridiculous hairstyle to then band with others who think it's a cool idea?
Although it's not a prerequisite to style (?) your hair, it is absolutely necessary to have fun, and that's what Dirty Dingo's is all about.
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Supporting each other;
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Teasing each other at every available opportunity;
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Sharing tips, tricks, but never beer;
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Being crass... with style.
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Do we save the galaxy in our lunchtime? No.
Do we have a bunch of rules to follow? No.
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The only rules are (and I quote our esteemed leader):
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NO BS
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Begging is banned.
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No pirates.
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So there you have it. No grand quest, no corporate ladder to climb, no court martials for sharpulence at inappropriate moments and no super-cool webmaster (just a super-cool webmistress... with a whip). We have fun. Together. Already sold on us? Read on to find out how to apply.
Ruler of the known metaverse
Dingo
Yes, he's a dragon not a dingo, but this is the Entropia Universe, not Earth! He's a Ruby Chirin Dragon, to be precise, and you'd better not complain about his name. He breathes fire, he has awful breath, he's grumpy... but we love him.
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We were going to name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him. Then he decided to show us he can blow fire out of more than just his mouth... so we decided against it.
How To Apply
We operate two separate societies, so that we can give the most relevant help to the right levels of players. When applying please say who referred you, where you saw details of the society or SOMETHING. Just saying "hi" isn't going to convince us you're legitimate.
Dirty Dingo Pups
Players who wish to become Dingos and who are under Level 35 hunting, Level 20 mining or Level 25 manufacturing (EXCLUDING VSE) will be directed towards Dirty Dingo Pups. This society aims to give help to those who are newer to EU and will lead on to membership of the main society once one of the levels above is reached.
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If this is you, please apply ingame to Vandal VandalHand Hand.
Dirty Dingo's
If you have reached or surpassed the above levels, then you can apply for membership to Dirty Dingo's itself. If you'd like to apply for membership to Dirty Dingo's, please contact Sabrehawk Ninja Papps ingame
Both societies have a military ranking system, and none of us care very much about it. Rank doesn't mean anything (unless you're standing next to Sabre (think about it... ?) and people can move up and down ranks just because it's Friday.
*"Dirty Dingo's" is not a mistake. Would you question our leader's spelling? The apostrophe is in the right place, because we belong to Dingo. If you knew that dragon, you wouldn't argue about spelling, or grammar.
You'd just RUN.